I love your comebacks, but I'm an old dog and I don't want to learn any new tricks. So, you tell me what's wrong with the old tried and true comebacks that were effortless to spew. In case you've forgotten them, here are a few:

1. Oh yeah??!!

2. I know you are, but what am I?

3. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but...

4. Ehhh, your mother wears army boots!

5. Kiss my grits!